Door Industry Journal - Summer 2020

Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk 112 THE door industry journal summer 2020 Take a Break Have You Been Mis-sold PPE? The World’s Shortest Fairytale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “will you marry me?” The girl said “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot and drank beer and whisky, had loads of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up and passed wind whenever he wanted. THE END! What Could Possibly Go Wrong? We Ordered ‘One Pepperoni Pizza’...